Issue # 131            August 2000                 Price: 50¢

HOW THE SCOPES MONKEY TRIAL GOT THE MONKEY OF RELIGION OFF MY BACK
by Ben Edward Akerley

      At age 16, I converted from Methodism to Seventh-day Adventism, the theological equivalent of going from the proverbial frying pan right into the fire.  Since I was struggling to change my gay sexual urges at that time, this switch from moderate Protestantism to fanatical fundamentalism had a devastating effect on my psyche.  After years of waging a foredoomed battle with my same-sex orientation, I finally capitulated to my true same-sex erotic core and gave up all religion entirely.

      A major step in that odyssey and transformation was seeing "Inherit the Wind," the wonderful Broadway play and later movie freely adapted from the actual Scopes monkey trial in Dayton, Tennessee, in 1925.  For me, the two big players in the trial were card-carrying atheists attorney Clarence Darrow who volunteered his considerable legal skills for the defense and columnist H.L. Mencken who covered the trial for his newspaper The Baltimore Sun

      Against such formidable talent, the ever-popular Christian apologist William Jennings Bryan didn't have a prayer in his pitiful efforts to demonize evolutionary theory.

      My favorite line from the drama was Bryan's feeble attempt at humor when queried by Darrow as to whether or not the seven days of creation were literal twenty-four hour periods: "I am much more interested in the Rock of Ages than I am in the age of rocks."  That ridiculous retort struck me as a desperate attempt on the part of Bryan to defend the indefensible. The dramatic contrast between Darrow's calm, cool and collected demeanor and Bryan's emotional, feverish and impassioned sermonizing left an indelible impression on my questioning mind.  It surprised me not in the least that Bryan, worn and haggard, died just five days after the trial ended.

     Today, I wholeheartedly subscribe to Stephen Jay Gould's rational argument that since humans represent the only species in the animal kingdom aware of our own mortality, adoption of religion becomes a coping mechanism in order to deal with the unpleasant certainty of our eventual demise.

      Gould's threefold metaphor of how insignificantly human life figures in relation to the overall age of the planet earth also helps me keep things in true perspective.
 

(1) if you use the total height of the Eiffel Tower as a scale for the age of our globe, human life only equals the layer of paint on the top of the monument; 

 (2) if you use a year as a measure of the duration of our own celestial body, our civilization only occupies the last few minutes of that time period; 

 (3) if you use a mile as a yardstick for the length of the earth's existence, humanity fits in only on the last few inches of that distance. 

     Clarence Darrow, the real hero of the Scopes monkey trial, anticipated Stephen Jay Gould and other evolutionary scientists many decades ago when he gave us his unique, succinct and memorable reduction of where we humans stand in importance to the rest of the universe: "We are a speck on a speck." That terse summation says it all for me and aids me immensely in living each day to the fullest because, as British rationalist Barbara Smoker argues so persuasively, I have been lucky enough to win in the great cosmic lottery called life.


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      We are the last of the social pariahs in the United States.  Atheists are the only citizens who cannot be elected to public office if their unbelief is known, and the only group that some dictionaries actually define as synonymous with immorality, wickedness and sinfulness. The Atheist Alliance Inc. (AAI) seeks to change this. We are proud to be religion-free.

      Unique among national organizations, AAI is dedicated to coalition-building as a primary function. The assaults on our intellectual integrity and ethical sense are so relentless that only a concerted effort by all freethought groups offers any hope that we will prevail. AAI seeks to work with like-minded organizations to achieve a united front. We must lobby together, take legal action together, and mount protests together. There is strength in unity, but only marginal successes at best and ineffective posturing at worst by going it alone.

      As a step toward united nationwide action, AAI has established the Coalition to Advance Rational Thinking (CART). This is a free-wheeling vehicle for collaboration to be used by all freethought groups. AAI does not "own" CART. Any group, or even an individual, can initiate a CART project that advances freethought goals. The initiator runs the project and is the media contact. All groups that agree with the project sign on as supporters to give credibility and strength. There are many national and local freethought organizations. If all signed on to each other's projects, the list of supporters would be extensive, impressive, and effective.

      AAI is also unique in that another primary function is to help establish strong independent atheist organizations in every state. The local level is where atheists can be most effective in preserving state-church separation and defending the rights of atheists. This is where we can best reach our elected local, state and federal representatives because we are part of their constituency. This is where we can best affect public opinion because we are part of our community. AAI provides a connecting link for these local groups so a chain of concerted action can be created for both nationwide and local purposes.

      AAI is completely democratic. Every member society elects its own representatives to the AAI board of directors. This board elects the executive officers. The member societies are the Atheist Alliance. They have direct control over developing and implementing organizational policies.

     AAI consists entirely of local groups working together to help each other and to help new groups get established.

1. Neither member societies nor individuals pay dues to AAI.  Instead,  they participate in carrying out management tasks and outreach projects. When needed, and as they are able, they donate funds to help another member society in financial distress, or to provide seed money to help a new group get started, or to establish and/or maintain Alliance projects.

 2. For membership in AAI, there are only two requirements: Groups must operate democratically and be atheist-oriented, whether or not they use "atheist" in their name. They are in all other respects completely independent. They can affiliate with any other organization and operate in any way they wish as long as their activities do not embarrass or disgrace atheism or the Alliance. AAI holds to a high level of integrity and will not support or defend any atheist organization, leader or spokesperson who publicly discredits atheism by being abusive, authoritarian or by engaging in any other unethical behavior.

 3. AAI distributes atheist video programs produced and/or sponsored by member societies nationwide through public access TV. The public will never seek us out, so we must go to the public with a consistent atheist message and positive image. Television is currently the most effective means of doing this.

 4. Our TV project and web site help us find atheists in scattered areas and new members for local groups. We invite clusters of scattered individual atheists to organize, even if only to socialize, and we help them do it.

 5. AAI publishes Secular Nation, a quarterly magazine to which writers from member societies contribute a wide variety of insightful and substantive material. The result is a uniquely "grassroots" publication by and for atheists.

 6. Member societies are encouraged to take turns hosting the annual AAI national convention. AAI helps with detailed instructions, lends money for up-front expenses, and does a mass nationwide mailing of the convention brochure. Although it is the general practice of national organizations to keep all the revenue generated by a convention, even though the local membership necessarily does most of the work, AAI shares the revenue equally with the host society. AAI conventions have consistently netted a substantial income while keeping costs to attendees among the lowest for national freethought conventions.

 7. AAI provides member societies with sample bylaws and information on how to incorporate and file for IRS 501(c)(3) tax exempt status so donations are tax-deductible. This status does permit organizations to engage in issues-oriented political activity if it takes no more than around 5% of their income. AAI can also advise on how to file for state sales tax exemption where state laws allow this for non-religious nonprofit groups.

 8. For individual atheists who have no local group available, AAI has the Atheist Outreach at-large member society. This connects scattered atheists through a newsletter provided by mail or online.

All local freethought groups are welcome to join AAI and to unite in coalition to achieve a secular nation. Atheist Alliance, Inc., P. O. Box 242, Pocopson, Pennsylvania 19366. Phone 1-866-HERETIC Email web site www.AtheistAlliance.org

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Equal Opportunity

       Muslims in Gamle -- "old town" Oslo, Norway -- applied for the right to call worshipers to prayers, calling "Allahu akbar" ("God is great") over loudspeakers. The neighborhood council granted the request, to the delight of the World Islamic Mission. A spokesman said the decision is a "victory of great symbolic importance. It means our religion is respected on the same lines as other religions." But to keep things completely equal, the council also approved a request by The Norwegian Heathen Society to summon members to their meetings by calling out "There is no God" over the loudspeakers.    (from the AP) 

 ...Next step: everyone screaming "Our God can beat your God" at the top of their lungs.    --   Randy Cassingham 



Vatican Accused Of Genocide

      UN Secretary General Kofi Annan has been called upon to investigate claims of World War II era Genocide by the Vatican and Franciscans.  An open letter on behalf of Serb and Jewish survivors of wartime atrocities by the fanatical Catholic Croatians known as the "Ustasha" requests the UN Secretary General to investigate allegations of genocide committed by the Vatican and Franciscans. Specifically the victims claim:

     The Vatican and Franciscans knowingly helped Croatian and Nazi war criminals escape justice by organizing and funding the Nazi smuggling ratline based at San Girolamo and the Vatican whose many beneficiaries included Eichman, Barbie, Artukovich and Pavelic. Allegations of money laundering of the Croatian Nazi (Ustasha) Treasury consisting of loot stolen from concentration camp and other victims; and as to the Croatian Franciscan order, actual participation in genocide against Serbs, Jews, and Roma comprising the over 500,000 victims of the Croatian Nazis slaughtered in Croatia, Serbia, and Bosnia during Word War II.

     Victims' claims in the class action Alperin v. Vatican Bank include mass rape, beheadings, torture, mutilations, burnings, establishment of concentration and forced labor camps, destruction of Orthodox Churches and Jewish Synagogues, and looting of assets valued in the hundreds of millions by the Ustashe and Franciscans. Post war the Vatican provided sanctuary for the Ustashe killers until they could be whisked away to safety in South America via the Vatican ratline financed by Ustashe loot.

      The Vatican and Franciscans have steadfastly denied involvement in these activities despite documentation by the US State Department, recently declassified documents, and numerous exposes of the ratline.

      The victims through their attorneys Easton and Levy have called upon the Secretary General to consider and investigate the allegations and to call upon the Vatican and Franciscans, both of whom enjoy Observer status at the United Nations, to open their wartime archives.

 For more information and full text of letter see: 
www.vaticanbankclaims.com/press6.html 
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