| Subject: The Creation... By Computer
In the beginning
there was the computer. And God said,
c:\>Let there
be light]
Enter user id.
c:\>God
Enter password.
c:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect.
Try again.
c:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect.
Try again.
c:\>Technocrat
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
c:\>Let there
be light]
Unrecognizable
command. Try again.
c:\>Create light
Done
c:\>Run heaven
and earth
And God created
Day and Night. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
c:\>Let there
be firmament in the midst of water and light
Unrecognizable
command. Try again.
c:\>Create firmament
Done.
c:\>Run firmament
And God divided
the waters. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
c:\>Let the
waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let
the dry land appear and
Too many characters
in specification string. Try again.
c:\>Create dry_land
Done.
c:\>Run dry_land
And God divided
the waters. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
c:\>Create lights
in the firmament to divide the day from the
night
Unspecified
type. Try again.
c:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done
c:\>Run sun_moon_stars
And God created
the heavens. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged
off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
c:\>Create fish
Done
c:\>Create fowl
Done
c:\>Run fish,
fowl
And God created
the great sea monsters and every living
creature that
creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
every winged
fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged
on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
c:\>Create cattle
Done
c:\>Create creepy_things
Done
c:\>Now let
us make man in our image
Unspecified
type. Try again.
c:\>Create man
Done
c:\>Be fruitful
and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the
air and over
every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Too many command
operands. Try again.
>c:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated.
6 errors.
c:\>Insert breath
Done
c:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated.
5 errors.
c:\>Move man
to Garden of Eden
File Garden
of Eden does not exist.
c:\>Create Garden.edn
Done
c:\>Move man
to Garden.edn
Done
c:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated.
4 errors.
c:\>Copy woman
from man
Done
c:\>Run multiplication
Execution terminated.
2 errors.
c:\>Create desire
Done
c:\>Run multiplication
And God saw
man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No
time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\>Create freewill
Done
c:\>Run freewill
And God saw
man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No
time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\>Undo desire
Desire cannot
be undone once freewill is created.
c:\>Destroy
freewill
Freewill is
an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement,
cancel, or ask for help.
c:\>Help
Desire cannot
be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is
an inaccessible
file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement,
cancel, or ask
for help.
c:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw
man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.edn
Warning: No
time limit on this run. 1 errors.
c:\>Create good,
evil
Done
c:\>Activate
evil
And God saw
he had created shame.
Warning system
error in sector E95. Man and woman not in
Garden.edn.
1
errors.
c:\>Scan Garden.edn
for man, woman
Search failed.
c:\>Delete shame
Shame cannot
be deleted once evil has been activated.
c:\>Destroy
freewill
Freewill is
an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement,
cancel, or ask for help.
c:\>Stop
Unrecognizable
command. Try again
c:\>Break
c:\>Break
c:\>Break
c:\>Create new
world
You have exceeded
your allocated file space. You must
destroy old
files before new ones can be created.
c:\>Destroy
earth
Destroy earth:
Please confirm.
c:\>Destroy
earth confirmed
And God logged
off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
12:00:01 AM,
Sunday, March 8 God created Macintosh
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