God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
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I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
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I just can't abide a sinner like you
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God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that |
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I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
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'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i" |
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Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry
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God loves all his
children, by gum
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That don't mean he won't incinerate some
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Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
Woo woo woo
I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
Jesus told me on the phone today
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Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go
There's lots of room for your kind down below
Whoa whoa whoa
Jesus loves me but he can't stand you . . .
Spoken:
Jesus loves me... He loves me real good I know he does...
He called me up on the phone today and told me how much he loves me.
Said, "Son... I LOVE you!" He speaks English pretty well considering
it's a second language for him... You can talk to him too,
you know. I got a 900 number in Tulsa you can call him at.
I do it all the time. He's right here. I do it every day.
Jesus loves me but he can't stand you!