In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.  One unusual feature however was that the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets!  Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

     At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter
about the helmets.  She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" 

     I assured her that I had, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.  Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar'!".