A daughter comes home from the Peace Corps in Africa and surprises her
     mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and
     serving the matzoh ball soup.The mother is so thrilled she can't stop
     hugging and kissing her daughter.

     Finally she says, "Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were
     doing."

     Her daughter says, "Mom, I got married."

     "Oy, mazel tov," says the mother. "How could you do that without telling me?
     What's he like? What does he do? Where is he?"

     "He's waiting outside on the porch while I tell you."

     "What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my new
     son-in-law."

     The daughter brings him in and to her consternation the mother sees a black
     man standing before her wearing a big grin, a feathered cod piece, an
     enormous head dress, animal tooth beads and he is holding a very tall spear
     in an upright position.

     The mother screams, "NO, NO, NO..... I said to marry a RICH doctor!"