On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a
fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting
for St. Peter to admit them. While waiting, they wonder if they could
possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask
him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever
asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sits waiting for two months and begins to wonder if they
really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it
all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wondered. "Are we stuck
together forever?"

St. Peter finally returns after yet another month, looking somewhat
bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple. "You can get married in
Heaven."

"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we
also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

"Come on!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest
up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it's going to take me to find a
LAWYER?"