A local pastor and his son were fishing alongside of an old gravel road, when an unfamiliar car drove past. The preacher yelled "Turn yourself around before it's too late" and held up a sign saying "The End is Near!"

     The driver didn't appreciate the sign and shouted: "Leave us alone, you religious nut!".

     All of a sudden they heard a big splash, and the boy said to the pastor: "You think maybe we should write 'Bridge Out!' on that sign?'".