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Rationalist Jokes
Q:
What does a Rationalist see with?
A:
Skepticals.
Q:
What does a Rationalist write with?
A:
Inkersol.
Q:
Why is it especially dangerous for a Rationalist to try illegal drugs?
A:
Because it would take less time to develop a tolerance.
Q:
How does a girl Rationalist have her hair done?
A:
In big bangs.
Q:
Why did the Rationalist cross the road?
A:
To be sure to see both sides.
Q:
How could you get kicked out of the Rationalists for putting a TV aerial on your roof?
A:
That's channelling.
Q:
How could you get kicked out of the Rationalists for playing Trivial Pursuit?
A:
That's card-reading.
Q:
How could you get kicked out of the Rationalists for tree-climbing?
A:
That's going out on a limb.
Q:
Why was the Rationalist arrested in Salem?
A:
Because a sand-witch was found in the Rationalist's lunch box.
Q:
Why was the Rationalist arrested in Dayton?
A:
Because a monkey wrench was found in the Rationalist's glove compartment.
Q:
Why was the Rationalist arrested in Roswell?
A:
Because the Rationalist's opinions were so alien.
Q:
What household product is found in every Rationalist's medicine cabinet?
A:
Scope.
Q:
What breakfast cereal is found in every Paranormalist's cupboard?
A:
Ghost Toasties.
Q:
How is a piccolo player like a Paranormalist?
A:
They both emit vibrations on a higher level.
Q:
Where does a Paranormalist go to investigate a former spouse?
A:
To the ex files.
Q:
Why is it important for a Paranormalist to lock up before leaving home?
A:
As protection against warlocks . . .
Q:
. . . and what else?
A:
The Lock Ness monster.
Q:
What precaution should a Rationalist make when putting a lock on a chain?
A:
Missing links.
Q:
How many Paranormalists does it take to put in a light bulb?
A:
None. It is done with psychokinetic energy.
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