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Now Available! 2007 Convention DVDs - Convention Collectibles - Convention Photos
The Top 16 Olympic Events In Hell
    1. Curling

    2. Removing "Plastic Sensor Clamp from New Clothing with Common Household Utensil" Competition

    3. Discus Inferno

    4. 666-yard Ass-Luge Down A Razor Blade Into Cold Alcohol

    5. Naked Hot Oil Sumo Wrestling

    6. Marge Schott-Put

    7. Beelzebubsledding

    8. Giant Slalom and Gomorrah

    9. Synchronized Sinning

    10. Men's 500,000,000,000,000,000 Meter Barefoot Speed Skating

    11. Pummel Horse

    12. Mobius Strip "Loogie" Luge

    13. Karla Faye Tucker Pickaxe Toss

    14. Disfigure Skating

    15. Lawyer vs. Insurance Salesman Speed Talking Competition

    16. Clean 'n' Sober Snowboarding


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