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The Nuns and the Vampire |
Two nuns are driving at night in a swamp.
A vampire flys out of a shadowy stand of moss-covered trees and lands menacingly on the hood of their car. The nun who's driving says to the other nun, "Quick! Sister! Show him your cross!"
The second nun leans out of the window, grabs the vampire and screams, "GET THE #*%! OFF THE CAR!!!"
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